and why they ourple?
yes i know the ship name is reguri. but purple is funnier. look at them. in all their glory. their 144p glory. theyre so cute togther. they match. i just wanna squish them like stress balls i dont even know what that means but trust me it is a positive sentiment. theyre so. grhRHGHAHgihghhggh.b.
once again i must explain my purple lore. i kinda went over it in the blue shrine but when i first googled red and blue pokemon at 12 all the art was of them kissing. and i went oh shit. gay people are real? and then i drew them. nothing has really fundementally changed since then i just learned how to draw them better.
theyre just so funny to me. the way blue never shuts up about red. hgss. he calls you at 2am. "hey. you know about this red guy." masters. literally never shuts up about him. calls him a great guy. what are you. gay? sun and moon. literally on their honeymoon. playfully makes jabs at red. god theyre so fucking HOMOSEXUAL i need gamefreak to make them CANON. OH LEST WE FORGET. the masters event that came out. on valentines day. that started off with red just beaming at blue and them saying theyre gonna go do their own thing. oh my god. every day i think about that. what were they planning. did they know?
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the endless torment of being a reguri fan is that nobody knows how to write these fuckers. if i see blue characterized as a heartless asshole whos always awful to red one more time someone dies. tbh how i see it is blue was only an asshole to him bc he was in denial he was crushing on him. after the mount silver incident blue is terrified of losing red again so hes overly kind to him once he returns. red is like who are you what did you do with blue and blue realizes hes not really acting like himself anymore and goes back to playfully teasing him all the time. gay people.
to me red is just some fucking guy. thats his appeal. he is just a dude. most powerful trainer of all time ok but mostly just some fucking guy. that is what blue sees in him.